Noah was born in San Diego and raised in San Francisco, but his family moved to Northern California when he was four years old. By the time he was ten, he had become the “go-to guy” for kids in the neighborhood, and by fifteen he was running the neighborhood kid’s soccer and basketball team.
He has a knack for getting in trouble at school. If you’re not careful, the neighborhood kids will come to your house and say, “Hey Noah, can you help me out with this homework?” He has a soft spot for it, so he’ll do it with a smile on his face. They’ll laugh.
And because he is a good kid, he gets more and more dicks on the soccer field. A few years ago they found out he had been stealing from them. He was suspended for three months and forced to do house chores.
And so Noah, a pretty boy with glasses, goes to his best friend’s house and is shocked to find out he’s got a big-ass boner. Well, he has to help his buddy out with some homework. And so he gets ready to give his best friend a blowjob while he’s at it. This isn’t the best choice of words.
It wasnt the best choice of words at all, but it wasnt the worst either. This was one of those times when I needed a laugh and I didn’t have any.
I always wondered how the guys who wrote the book on the subject of best friends would feel about the fact that they had sex with a sleeping person in a room full of sleeping people.
Well, we think that they wouldnt be as pissed as we are. We think that they would be just as annoyed as we are. And that really is the most important thing to know about best friends. A good friend is just a friend.
Well, that’s because they are not asleep. They are sitting in a room full of sleeping people.
Best friends do exist. And they are usually close in age. However, there is a difference between a good friend and a great friend. A great friend is one that you can tell at a glance. They do things for you, no matter how big it is. They go out on dates, they go to the gym, they go to the game store with you. They are also very good about keeping in touch regularly.
So what does that make you? A great friend. A good friend that you can tell at a glance.