I’m so thankful for the fact that I don’t have to go through life thinking of the next time I’m going to die. If it had been a car accident, I would’ve ended up paralyzed or in a coma.
It’s a very nice thought, but it is something that will certainly not happen to me. As a result of an extremely rare and serious freak accident, I am still very much alive, but I have to deal with a whole new set of health issues.
Yes, I know. I’m dead. And as for the health issues, the thing I have to worry about is the fact that I have a kidney infection that is slowly creeping up on me. The good news is that it is all very treatable, but the bad news is that it is not going to be any easier to deal with.
Fortunately, it will be a long time before that happens to me, since the long-term effects of the kidney infection are very much yet to come. However, the main thing that is causing me to stay in the hospital is the fact that I have to undergo a colonoscopy that could damage my intestines. I am also on blood thinners for a long time, so I have to take pills that might stop me from becoming very sick.
I will be going back into the hospital for the colonoscopy, and I will have to take some blood thinners to counteract the blood that is going to come out of the tubes that are going to put inside me. I would rather go through this procedure in the hospital, but I have to do it on my own.
The colonscopy is the thing that could hurt your intestines the most though. There are pills that will prevent this, but it’s very possible that your intestines could get damaged by the colonoscopy. If you don’t take them after your colonoscopy, then you will end up with some fluid that will drip out of your intestines and affect your ability to pass food and liquids in your body.
I heard that all you have to do is take these pills and you can walk away. The colonscopy is the least painful procedure that has ever been done, and is far less invasive than other major surgeries.
I don’t know about you, but my intestines are already bloated and swollen from this bowel procedure. I don’t know if I’ve ever had a bowel movement before, but I sure as hell have had this happen. It feels like I will be dead in no time. It also means that I can’t have sex for awhile. I probably would be dead shortly after any doctor ever tells me that.
The new, improved colonscopy isn’t really going to change the way you live your life, but it might make you feel a little better about it. After the colonscopy, you usually have a bowel movement every three to four days. A bowel movement is basically like a bowel movement with an extra shot of “good” enzymes in it. It goes down like a shot of vodka into your bowels.
Well, that’s not exactly true. It’s like we’re always getting the same shot of vodka and it’s always the same way. That’s not true, not at all. You can’t drink vodka in a toilet. It’s not going into your bowels, you’re just getting a shot of vodka into your bowels.
